People Ain’t Isht: Pervy Professor Hacks Up Whole Family After Caught Caressing His Candle On The Clock

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School Teacher In Ireland Murders Family After Caught Masturbating At Work

This is a disturbing intersection of perverted teachers and diabolical murderers… According to NYPost, a teacher named Alan Hawe was caught masturbating at his school in Ireland. Upon being dismissed from his post and being shamed publicly, Hawe took his bare hands along with a knife and a hatchet and slaughtered his entire family before taking his own life. Hawe killed his wife, Clodagh, 39, and their children Liam, 14, Niall, 11, and Ryan, 6. According to The Sun, Hawe was a well-respected member of his community and was devastated by the loss of his fake azz reputation.
Clodagh’s sister Jacqueline Connolly and mum Mary Coll said in a statement: “We are aware that he was concerned at his imminent fall from that position and the breakdown of his marriage.”

Make some room in the VIP in Hell, got a new member comin’ through…

Brotherly Love: Nicki Minaj Visits Imprisoned Jelani Maraj For First Time Since Child Sex Abuse Conviction

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Nicki Minaj Visits Brother For First Time Since Rape Conviction

Nicki Minaj has made his first visit to the penitentiary to lay eyes on her brother, Jelani Maraj, since he was found guilty of raping his stepdaughter. According to TMZ, Nicki hasn’t been close to Jelani since he was charged earlier this year. Sources say the only reason Nicki went to see him was because her mother insisted they go. Jelani is set to be sentenced next month and he’s facing up to 25 years in prison. Sounds like Onika doesn’t want to give the SLIGHTEST impression that she’s down with Jelani’s predatory behavior. Can’t blame her.