Twitter Vs. Trump (A G A I N)
We’re just ready for President Cheeto Crusty and his orange little Twitter fingers to go. FOREVER. Enough is enough and he tried it YET AGAIN by tweeting out a cringe-worthy tribute to Rosa Parks on the anniversary of the greatest “Nah” ever that sparked endless chaos (and outrage) across Twitter.
Peep the must-see reactions to Trump’s baffling Rosa Parks tribute on the flip.
Lil Mo Returns And Twitter Went Crazy
As we mentioned before, LHHNY has been trying to find a new franchise player in the absence of Cardi B. Well Lil Mo is back and while she’s already been a star in the past, it’s not a bad idea to have her come mix things up a bit. Twitter was definitely here for it and had their artilleries in place for all the shade and slander.
So let’s enjoy all the Lil Mo shade we can before she comes for all of us. *Hides behind desk*
Tyler Perry Terrifies Twitter With Marvel Revelation
King of the chitlin gravy-scented aunties Tyler Perry
recently took off his wig and fat suit and revealed that he’s discussed directing a superhero flick with BOTH Marvel Studios and DC in an eyebrow-raising Screen Rant
interview that shook up the internet.
Now, to be fair, writer/director/producer/dress-wearer Tyler DID build a mega-successful Black movie empire with a massive (and fiercely loyal) fan base so the meetings make sense but that didn’t stop all Hell from breaking loose across Black Twitter. (Madea Goes To Wakanda? shivers
Peep some hilarious Twitter hysteria over Tyler’s secret Marvel convos on the flip.
Cam Newton Spouts Sexism
Cam, Cam, Cam. Just when we thought Cam Newton had seen the light
and was getting woke, he went ahead and did something dumb again. When asked a football question but a woman reporter, Cam said it’s funny to hear “females” talk about route running.
Well, that’s sexist. And now Cam is getting rightfully roasted for his stupidity.
Man, Cam. We were rooting for you…
O.J. Got Free & Shattered The Internet
The whole entire world is in shambles, but hey, at least the Juice is officially loose after serving 9 years in prison (for stealing his own property) that ended with a very lowkey release and never-ending hysteria across the internet.
Peep the Twitter chaos over the Juice’s release on the flip.
Shannon Sharpe For President
He did it again. Shannon Sharpe acted an entire donkey yesterday morning on his show Undisputed with Skip Bayless. How did he do it this time? By bringing a black n’ mild out and talking about that Hen Dawg! Underrated aspect is him saying his eyes are going to be yellow like Michael Jordan’s.
Somewhere Jason Whitlock is at a Golden Corral confused that you can be successful AND black as hell at the same damn time. Poor Whitty. Anyway, shout out to Shannon. Nothing but respect for our President. Peep the reactions.
Gucci Is A Lucky Man
It’s Woptober! You know what that means: Gucci Mane and Keyshia are getting married this month. To celebrate, she hopped on stage with her man and wore this X-Men looking getup that nobody seems to understand. How did it fit? What’s it attached to? Who knows. We just know she looked thickly and heavenly than a mofo.
Take a look and see more pics to show how Gucci is head over heels.
Welcome Back, Cam Newton
What do ya know? Suddenly Cam Newton
has come out blazing and displaying his happy blackness and look what happens: he’s back to MVP Cam status again. That’s right. Cam Newton went to Foxboro and destroyed the Patriots defense. What can explain his sudden explosive play? Well, for one, he’s reclaiming his blackness.
Cam Newton scored a touchdown and proudly raised a fist. Then this is what he said when asked about it.
It looks like #AllLivesMatter Cam is dead…for now. And the black MVP we knew and loved is back at it. What a time.
Twitter Vs. Tomi Lahren (AGAIN)
We don’t know why the hateful dollop of dumpster mayo known as Tomi Lahren is allowed to say words out loud at any moment, anywhere, but she is, and fired MORE shots at her favorite target (and obvious crush) Colin Kaepernick over his 2pac shirt in a genuinely pathetic moment that sparked YET ANOTHER well-deserved dragging to Beckyville and back.
Peep the latest very necessary Tomi Lahren roast session on the flip. (this post contains strong language)