People Ain’t Isht: Pervy Professor Hacks Up Whole Family After Caught Caressing His Candle On The Clock

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School Teacher In Ireland Murders Family After Caught Masturbating At Work

This is a disturbing intersection of perverted teachers and diabolical murderers… According to NYPost, a teacher named Alan Hawe was caught masturbating at his school in Ireland. Upon being dismissed from his post and being shamed publicly, Hawe took his bare hands along with a knife and a hatchet and slaughtered his entire family before taking his own life. Hawe killed his wife, Clodagh, 39, and their children Liam, 14, Niall, 11, and Ryan, 6. According to The Sun, Hawe was a well-respected member of his community and was devastated by the loss of his fake azz reputation.
Clodagh’s sister Jacqueline Connolly and mum Mary Coll said in a statement: “We are aware that he was concerned at his imminent fall from that position and the breakdown of his marriage.”

Make some room in the VIP in Hell, got a new member comin’ through…

Loony Goon: Someone Popped Kevin McCall In The Toe And He’s Acting Like Tupac On Social Media

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Get Your Life Together: Kevin McCall Shot In The Toe

Kevin McCall, Eva Marcille’s baby daddy, l was shot in his foot yesterday and decided to share his injury online. The circumstances around why he got shot have not been revealed, but this weirdo decided to share his bleeding pinky toe injury with folks online, with an attitude like he just was popped in a police shootout. “I ain’t even gonna shed a tear.” Instagram Photo Of course, Kevin had to get shirtless and take a selfie from the hospital bed. Instagram Photo

What is wrong with this guy??? NO, seriously.

Hip-Hop Beef: Mad Skillz Disses Uncle Murda For Constantly Biting His Yearly “Rap Up”

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Mad Skillz Disses Uncle Murda Over Year-End “Rap Up”

For years now, people have looked forward to Mad Skillz year-end “Rap Up”. Recently, Brooklyn rapper Uncle Murda has attempted to appropriate the concept to fulfill his own MTA-scented, turnstile-hoppin’, Timbs-in-July, oversized Yankee fitted, deadass, b dreams. Skillz gave country to Uncle of homicide for a while, today, that came to an end. Press play. Well, that escalated quickly. Who’s “Rap Up” do you prefer?

Game Over: Ray Allen’s Creepy Catfish Cinnamon Apple Drops Recalcitrant Restraining Order

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Ray Allen’s Catfishy Accuser Randomly Drops Restraining Order

Last month we reported on former NBA baller Ray Allen’s strange-but-true catfish story that involved a man who purported to be several women whom Ray was communicating with via social media. The perpetrator, Bryant Coleman, threatened to release the sexually explicit conversations and subsequently filed a restraining order against Allen with claims that the sharp-shooting baller vowed to do him harm. However, both parties reached an agreement that was intended to put the matter behind them. Today, TMZ has broken the news that Ray’s accuser has voluntarily dropped his restraining order without explanation. Says Allen’s lawyer, David Markus:
“We are pleased Coleman voluntarily dismissed the injunction and false claims he made against Ray Allen.” “Ray has never met Coleman. Ray Allen has never spoken with Coleman. Ray has never threatened him or anyone. He wants nothing to do with him and is looking forward to putting this matter behind him.”

This isn’t the first time that Ray has had a issue with cheating on his wife over social media and at this rate he’s going to go down in flames like Anthony Weiner if he doesn’t get his s#!t together.

Shirley Franklin Claims Atlanta Mayoral Election Isn’t About Race… While Caping For Crooked White Candidate

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Shirley Franklin Endorses Mary Norwood Over Keisha Lance Bottoms

Things are getting a little crazy in the Atlanta Mayoral race! 43 years of Democratic leadership in Atlanta will come to an end if Mary Norwood is elected over Keisha Lance Bottoms. The two candidates faceoff in a runoff Tuesday Dec. 5 that could potentially put a white person as Mayor for the first time in over forty years. This week former Mayor Shirley Franklin shocked some folks by endorsing Mary Norwood, the endorsement is being run as part of an ad for Norwood, primarily on black radio. Here’s a transcript via the AJC:
“I’ve endorsed Mary Norwood for mayor. Some people say that endorsement may hurt my legacy, because I’ve endorsed a white woman over a black woman. This election is about character, transparency, and integrity. Not race. “I’ve worked for mayors Maynard Jackson and Andrew Young, supported Gov. Roy Barnes, and have always fought for civil rights. I am proud to stand with Ceasar Mitchell, Cathy Woolard, John Eaves, Peter Aman, the policemen, the firefighters, and city workers – all who endorsed Mary Norwood for mayor. “We can’t stand by and do nothing about the corruption and pay-to-play politics at City Hall. We must stand together….”

It’s interesting that Franklin mentions corruption because a lot of Atlanta residents feel she was corrupt during her term because the entire time she was Mayor her family operated a business at the airport. She was also accused of improperly, without council authorization, transferring over 100M improperly. Franklin’s term as Mayor is also remembered negatively because it was on her watch that an innocent 92-year-old woman, Katherine Johnson was killed in her home. After the Eagle Raid occurred, the city had to pay millions of dollars to settle lawsuits. There are also many who point out Franklin’s association with Billy Linville’s firm, reportedly being paid by the Norwood campaign. Soooooo seems kinda crazy that Franklin is the one out here talking about corruption. On Friday, former Atlanta School Board candidate Charlie Stadtlander provided a 150-page dossier on Norwood. Statlander said after advising Norwood’s campaign earlier this year he refused to continue working with her because she wouldn’t correct financial impropriety. Here are two short but damning clips from that press conference: Instagram Photo Instagram Photo According to AJC reports:
A spokesperson for Norwood said that Stadtlander was fired from the campaign. Stadtlander said that was news to him and later showed reporters a $1,000 check that Norwood had written to his election campaign in July.
With the runoff just days away and polls showing Keisha Lance Bottoms trailing, much of black Atlanta has rallied around Bottoms. Killer Mike spoke out publicly this weekend supporting Bottoms: Instagram Photo Atlanta if you haven’t already gone to the polls, make sure you do!

Trump “Honored” Rosa Parks With His Orange Little Twitter Fingers & All Hell Broke Loose

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We’re just ready for President Cheeto Crusty and his orange little Twitter fingers to go. FOREVER. Enough is enough and he tried it YET AGAIN by tweeting out a cringe-worthy tribute to Rosa Parks on the anniversary of the greatest “Nah” ever that sparked endless chaos (and outrage) across Twitter.

Peep the must-see reactions to Trump’s baffling Rosa Parks tribute on the flip.