People Ain’t Isht: Pervy Professor Hacks Up Whole Family After Caught Caressing His Candle On The Clock

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School Teacher In Ireland Murders Family After Caught Masturbating At Work

This is a disturbing intersection of perverted teachers and diabolical murderers… According to NYPost, a teacher named Alan Hawe was caught masturbating at his school in Ireland. Upon being dismissed from his post and being shamed publicly, Hawe took his bare hands along with a knife and a hatchet and slaughtered his entire family before taking his own life. Hawe killed his wife, Clodagh, 39, and their children Liam, 14, Niall, 11, and Ryan, 6. According to The Sun, Hawe was a well-respected member of his community and was devastated by the loss of his fake azz reputation.
Clodagh’s sister Jacqueline Connolly and mum Mary Coll said in a statement: “We are aware that he was concerned at his imminent fall from that position and the breakdown of his marriage.”

Make some room in the VIP in Hell, got a new member comin’ through…

Game Over: Ray Allen’s Creepy Catfish Cinnamon Apple Drops Recalcitrant Restraining Order

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Ray Allen’s Catfishy Accuser Randomly Drops Restraining Order

Last month we reported on former NBA baller Ray Allen’s strange-but-true catfish story that involved a man who purported to be several women whom Ray was communicating with via social media. The perpetrator, Bryant Coleman, threatened to release the sexually explicit conversations and subsequently filed a restraining order against Allen with claims that the sharp-shooting baller vowed to do him harm. However, both parties reached an agreement that was intended to put the matter behind them. Today, TMZ has broken the news that Ray’s accuser has voluntarily dropped his restraining order without explanation. Says Allen’s lawyer, David Markus:
“We are pleased Coleman voluntarily dismissed the injunction and false claims he made against Ray Allen.” “Ray has never met Coleman. Ray Allen has never spoken with Coleman. Ray has never threatened him or anyone. He wants nothing to do with him and is looking forward to putting this matter behind him.”

This isn’t the first time that Ray has had a issue with cheating on his wife over social media and at this rate he’s going to go down in flames like Anthony Weiner if he doesn’t get his s#!t together.

Sweet Scammy Love: Blac Chyna Cuffs Up Playboi Carti For The Whole World To See

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Blac Chyna Posts Playboi Carti On Her Instagram

If there was any doubt about whether or not Playboi Carti and Blac Chyna were a real thing, Chyna posted him on her IG late Sunday night… Instagram Photo Do you think he came to Dream’s birthday party? If you were Rob would you be concerned about Carti becoming your daughter’s stepdad? Instagram Photo