People Ain’t Isht: Pervy Professor Hacks Up Whole Family After Caught Caressing His Candle On The Clock

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School Teacher In Ireland Murders Family After Caught Masturbating At Work

This is a disturbing intersection of perverted teachers and diabolical murderers… According to NYPost, a teacher named Alan Hawe was caught masturbating at his school in Ireland. Upon being dismissed from his post and being shamed publicly, Hawe took his bare hands along with a knife and a hatchet and slaughtered his entire family before taking his own life. Hawe killed his wife, Clodagh, 39, and their children Liam, 14, Niall, 11, and Ryan, 6. According to The Sun, Hawe was a well-respected member of his community and was devastated by the loss of his fake azz reputation.
Clodagh’s sister Jacqueline Connolly and mum Mary Coll said in a statement: “We are aware that he was concerned at his imminent fall from that position and the breakdown of his marriage.”

Make some room in the VIP in Hell, got a new member comin’ through…

Loony Goon: Someone Popped Kevin McCall In The Toe And He’s Acting Like Tupac On Social Media

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Get Your Life Together: Kevin McCall Shot In The Toe

Kevin McCall, Eva Marcille’s baby daddy, l was shot in his foot yesterday and decided to share his injury online. The circumstances around why he got shot have not been revealed, but this weirdo decided to share his bleeding pinky toe injury with folks online, with an attitude like he just was popped in a police shootout. “I ain’t even gonna shed a tear.” Instagram Photo Of course, Kevin had to get shirtless and take a selfie from the hospital bed. Instagram Photo

What is wrong with this guy??? NO, seriously.

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